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	<title>Bad Beat &#187; Perplexed</title>
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		<title>Quatros Lokos</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2010/06/22/quatros-lokos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Chang</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Goin loco for a loko, these bitches sayin Aloha&#8221;
Gwop Gang Muzik/Snack Theater &#8211; Four Loko
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<p>&#8220;Goin loco for a loko, these bitches sayin Aloha&#8221;<br />
Gwop Gang Muzik/Snack Theater &#8211; Four Loko</p>
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		<title>nail art x1000</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2010/04/03/nail-art-x1000/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 01:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adriana</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art / Design]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though this may be possibly one of the girliest posts known to man, there&#8217;s something to be said about extreme nail art. These women need to be given an ode to, they forgo hygiene, wiping their own behinds (and possibly causing internal bleeding), essentially any intimacy, and also the capability of holding any object within [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Though this may be possibly one of the girliest posts known to man, there&#8217;s something to be said about extreme nail art. These women need to be given an ode to, they forgo hygiene, wiping their own behinds (and possibly causing internal bleeding), essentially any intimacy, and also the capability of holding any object within reach. Maybe they&#8217;re our modern day monks, maybe.</p>
<p><img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/w172453071.jpg" alt="w172453071" title="w172453071" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5029" /><br />
Happy Easter and Passover.</p>
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<img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nail-art01.jpg" alt="nail-art01" title="nail-art01" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5031" /></p>
<p><img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nail-art08.jpg" alt="nail-art08" title="nail-art08" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5033" /></p>
<p><img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/o_4dOirpqfsCMH9bH.jpg" alt="o_4dOirpqfsCMH9bH" title="o_4dOirpqfsCMH9bH" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5034" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hideous-nail-art.jpg" alt="hideous-nail-art" title="hideous-nail-art" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5040" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3Dnails2.jpg" alt="Singapore Nail Art" title="Singapore Nail Art" width="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5046" /></p>
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		<title>Mrs. Parker is upset.</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2010/03/10/mrs-parker-is-upset/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Perplexed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symmetrical yin yang clown make-up]]></category>

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		<title>Goat Head w/ Blood Being Poured On It</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2010/02/09/goat-head-w-blood-being-poured-on-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Evans</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Killer Finds]]></category>
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Reader submission:
&#8220;This is a message board post i found about the jay z video ON TO THE
NEXT it chronicles second by second the masonic symbolism.&#8221;
0:05 throws up the diagonal one (while pulling up his jacket.)
0:09 throws up the masonic demonic compass (not peace signs)
0:10 3 black bands on 100 dollar bills (33rd degree mason)
0:12 he [...]]]></description>
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<p>Reader submission:</p>
<p>&#8220;This is a message board post i found about the jay z video ON TO THE<br />
NEXT it chronicles second by second the masonic symbolism.&#8221;</p>
<p>0:05 throws up the diagonal one (while pulling up his jacket.)<br />
0:09 throws up the masonic demonic compass (not peace signs)<br />
0:10 3 black bands on 100 dollar bills (33rd degree mason)<br />
0:12 he stands in front of the lights like he’s Jesus (catholic symbolism of<br />
the Son or halo of Jesus.)<br />
0:16 Bleeding hammer (dont really understand the meaning.)<br />
0:22 goat in the ink ( look at it from light and dark contrasts)<br />
0:24 black girl with double zero on here jersey eyes begin to open oddly.<br />
0:27 3 strips meaning 33rd degree mason.<br />
0:28 finger print meaning the blueprint or master plan.<br />
0:29 throwing down the baphomet off his hat.<br />
0:32 skull with diamonds 50 cent diss ( skull and bones.)<br />
0:33 baphomet &#038; diagonal one thrown up (using one hand each.)<br />
0:34 diagonal one again<br />
0:36 Ink goat has risen to adulthood.<br />
0:36-0:37 666 hand symbol</p>
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<p>0:37-0:38 3 bullets (meaning 33rd degree mason.)<br />
0:40 white chick black lips with veil over her eyes.( meaning to be lied to or<br />
deceived.)<br />
0:43 chick has 2 swords held over her back form the masonic compass.<br />
0:46 3 strips on the car (meaning 33rd degree mason.)<br />
0:49 black skull with white paint being poured over the left eye (demonic<br />
meaning posession.)<br />
0:50 satan from passion of the christ with a eagle or Phoenix tatted on his<br />
chest (very demonic to say that satan is in the flesh)<br />
0:53 heath Ledger joker like Skull Clown (demonic nothing more to say)<br />
0:56 a statue of a Pale Horse.<br />
1:02 bird with no head grows (but before it does frame by frame it to see a<br />
pyramid with an eye over it the a women or stands in side it before u see the<br />
wings.)<br />
1:44 jay-z in front and swizz beats and young jeezy in the backbround standing<br />
pyramid style ( very masonic demonic the pyramid that is)<br />
1:54 3 milk bottles in the form of a pyramid ( very masonic demonic the<br />
pyramid that is)<br />
1:56 jay-z flips us off and says we cant stop him or kill him.<br />
1:56-1:57 7 ace of spades bottles in the form of a pyramid (meaning get drunk<br />
and very masonic demonic.)<br />
1:57 a dice with the 3 facing you and a diagonal 6 and a 1 under it (meaning<br />
666 the number of a man.)<br />
2:00 dice catches fire like they were in hell.<br />
2:02 young jeezy swizz beats and jay-z standing pyramid style (masonic demonic<br />
meaning)<br />
2:12 baphomet skull &#038; horns of a goat or bull (demonic meaning)<br />
3:03 goat head with blood being poured on it( meaning 33rd degree mason.)<br />
3:22 Pops his Jesus Piece 7 chain (meaning Anti-Christ)<br />
3:33 someone’s hand throwing up a 3 (meaning 33rd degree mason &#038; it looks like<br />
a dead person’s hand)<br />
3:36 3 strips scretched in pencil (meaning 33rd degree mason.)<br />
3:39 you will see one bullet on each side of Jesus dying on the Cross Chain.<br />
(need i say more?)<br />
3:50 3 bullets (meaning 33rd degree mason.)<br />
3:51 rams head or goats head (meaning baphomet symbol very demonic.)<br />
4:02 throws up the baphomet on both hands.<br />
ALSO PAUSE THE VIDEO WHEN THEY PUT SMOKE.. LOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE<br />
SMOKE AND TELL ME U DO NOT SEE TRIANGLES.. A COMPASS.. IN ANOTHER<br />
SMOKE SHOT , U SEE 2 GHOST’S WITH FACES , ONE OF THE LEFT AND THE<br />
RIGHT.. THE SKULL WITH THE LEFT EYE COVERED IN CULT SYMBOL THAT MEANS<br />
COVERING THE TRUTH , REJECTING THE LIGHT. THE DEVIL IS LIKE A THEFT IN<br />
THE NIGHT. ALL ALL OF YOU WHO ARE JUST BRUSHING SHIT OFF , YOUR DOING<br />
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO.. IGNORE.. AND WATCH AGAIN.. SELF<br />
INDULGING YOURSELF IN THIER AGENDA… JAY Z IS NOT GOING TO MAKE A WHOLE<br />
VIDEO OF DEMONIC IMAGERY JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU AND HAVE YOU TALKING.<br />
ITS TO DO WHAT WAS DONE WITH HIM.BECAUSE PART OF DARKNESS . YOU STUPID<br />
MOTHERFUCKERS.. WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Phantasms of Memory</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2010/01/29/phantasms-of-memory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Evans</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Perplexed]]></category>

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I dug up this article from a 06 New York Times Magazine. It&#8217;s about déjà Vu and a strange condition called &#8220;déjà vécu&#8221; where the sufferer claims that &#8220;they continuously relieve the past and feel that a significant part of their daily experiences have happened before&#8230;In contrast to ordinary déjà vu experiences, in which the [...]]]></description>
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<p>I dug up this article from a 06 New York Times Magazine. It&#8217;s about déjà Vu and a strange condition called &#8220;déjà vécu&#8221; where the sufferer claims that &#8220;they continuously relieve the past and feel that a significant part of their daily experiences have happened before&#8230;In contrast to ordinary déjà vu experiences, in which the sensation instantly seems misplaced, to them, the experiences simply feel like memories&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;When we have déjà vu, we don&#8217;t act on it,&#8221; Moulin says. &#8220;But these people refused to watch television, they stopped reading the newspaper.&#8221; The patients were what cognitive scientists call &#8220;anosagnosic&#8221; — unaware of their condition. They also found situations to be more than just familiar; they believed that they were really recalling them, so much so that they invented memories to justify that belief. They were, to use Tulving&#8217;s phrase, time traveling to a reality that had never existed.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/02/magazine/02dejavu.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=1" target="_blank">More.</a></p>
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		<title>Sketchy Santas</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2009/12/25/sketchy-santas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Chang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lulz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Perplexed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sketchy santas]]></category>

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What would the holidays be without the ceremonial family photo pic with the local shady Santa? Thankfully, we&#8217;ve been blessed this year with a collection of them from the dudes at Sketchy Santa, click below for a handful of our favorites.






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<p>What would the holidays be without the ceremonial family photo pic with the local shady Santa? Thankfully, we&#8217;ve been blessed this year with a collection of them from the dudes at <a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com/" target="_blank">Sketchy Santa</a>, click below for a handful of our favorites.</p>
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<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4323" title="robert_santa" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/robert_santa.jpg" alt="robert_santa" width="397" height="494" /></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4325" title="tom_santa" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tom_santa.jpg" alt="tom_santa" width="521" height="680" /></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4324" title="dina_santa" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dina_santa-285x300.jpg" alt="dina_santa" width="365" height="366" /></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4322" title="Kelly" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Kelly1.jpg" alt="Kelly" width="316" height="528" /></p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-4321 aligncenter" title="Pam" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Pam1.jpg" alt="Pam" width="399" height="540" /></p>
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		<title>**</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2009/12/14/4061/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Evans</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-full wp-image-4060 aligncenter" title="questions" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/questions.jpg" alt="questions" width="500" height="337" /></p>
<h4 style="text-align: center;">*                                                            *</h4>
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		<title>Pink Marble Vinyl.</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2009/12/10/pink-marble-vinyl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Perplexed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hall and Oates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ODB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sebastian Tellier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stewiecial Tendencies]]></category>
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I had a fantastic day today.
First, I get a call that my computer is back from Apple Repair HQ in Texas, I brought it in because it would turn on but screen was pure darkness and unresponsive. Not awesome. The nice &#8220;Genius,&#8221; told me that it was probably the video card and I had nothing [...]]]></description>
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<p>I had a fantastic day today.</p>
<p>First, I get a call that my computer is back from Apple Repair HQ in Texas, I brought it in because it would turn on but screen was pure darkness and unresponsive. Not awesome. The nice &#8220;Genius,&#8221; told me that it was probably the video card and I had nothing to but it &#8220;Couuuuld be the hard-drive,&#8221; WHAT! O&#8217; and he informed me that my Apple Care ended three weeks prior, WHAT!! Well he way was off, to our surprise they  had to replace the mother board and my super-drive. And for some insane reason, THEY DIDN&#8217;T CHARGE ME!  WHAT!!! I basically have a brand new computer for free.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s where the above photo comes into the play. Riding this high I decided to check out <a href="http://pennylane.com/default.html" target="_blank">Penny Lane Records</a> in Pasadena. I proceeded to come up on the one of the, if not the most eclectic batch of records in all of my days. Plus, I didn&#8217;t even know the Sebastian Tellier and Suicidal Tendencies records were  color vinyl until I got home! WHAT!!!!</p>
<p>I had a fantastic day today.</p>
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		<title>Chicago</title>
		<link>http://badbeat.la/2009/11/29/chicago/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Them Jeans</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Free Mp3s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laziness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I went to Chicago for one day to DJ a party, I randomly jotted down things I noticed.  It probably reads a little rough, but here goes:
Girl at whole foods told me to hold on to my crisp dollar bills because they are rare.  Whole foods in Gold Coast had basically no health food [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3682" title="doug" src="http://badbeat.la/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/doug.jpg" alt="doug" width="660" height="434" /> I went to Chicago for one day to DJ a party, I randomly jotted down things I noticed.  It probably reads a little rough, but here goes:</p>
<p><em>Girl at whole foods told me to hold on to my crisp dollar bills because they are rare.  Whole foods in Gold Coast had basically no health food or whole foods products.  No yellow mustard, just Whole grain or Dijon.  Man at liquor store wearing ninja turtles sweatshirt told me to come in after 6 because the girl working is a level one Sommelier. I was simply buying a travel pack of Benadryl.  I consider myself to have a decent grasp on urban slang, but I couldn&#8217;t understand one word the woman telling me about her mileage offer was saying.  I did the unthinkable and purchased a vita coco water at the airport for almost 5 dollars.  Benadryl is the poor man&#8217;s Xanax.  Chicago street dogs come with the option of fresh celery salt, pickles, tomatoes, etc. LA street dogs come with or without mayonaise. Grown man wearing a new my chemical romance hoodie. </em></p>
<p><em><strong>Fred Falke &#8211; &#8220;Chicago&#8221;</strong><br />
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		<title>You&#8217;ve Got the Love (or tonsillitis)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adriana</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever feel like god punishes you for having too much of a good time? No? Well unfortunately for me, the answer is yes. I woke up this morning with the second tonsil infection in two weeks. Lovely! The first time it happened people felt bad for me, now I feel like I&#8217;m telling people I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever feel like god punishes you for having too much of a good time? No? Well unfortunately for me, the answer is yes. I woke up this morning with the second tonsil infection in two weeks. Lovely! The first time it happened people felt bad for me, now I feel like I&#8217;m telling people I have an STD, they just kind of look at me like &#8220;what the hell are you putting in your mouth?&#8221; thanks guys.</p>
<p>Having spent time with New Yorkers in San Francisco somehow makes me like this song.<br />
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What the hells wrong with me? I make no apologies.</p>
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