Mrs. Parker

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui is #2 on my all time fav babes list. I first saw her in a movie called 100 Girls where she played a lesbian college girl who ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch while playing with Ben Wa balls. Been in love with her ever since…


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J.R. Ewing (1998-2006) is one of my favorite bands of all time, hardcore or not. Hailing from Oslo Norway they were compared to fellow Scandinavians Refused, even being called the “new Refused” after the split up of the pivotal swedish hardcore band. If you love the sound of Steve Albini, whether it’s for Shellac or producing In Utero, you’re gonna love J.R. Ewing and wish they never broke up in 2006.


“Everyone Else” is the first track on Calling In Dead (Coalition Records), and “Repition Is Failure” is the first track on Ride Paranoia (GSL). Their last album Maelstrom was released by Dim Mak in 2005. I can’t stress how much I love this band and how great both albums are. – dan

 

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JR Ewing – Everyone Else (from Calling In Dead)




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JR Ewing – Repition Is Failure (from Ride Paranoia)









So Disco

The Shakira “She Wolf” video premiers tonight on MTV. We got it here for you now. Like woah.


This Dude…

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Really??

You Got Me Good Son.


Get it Stewie!

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i remember these babes being way hotter…


10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial

“A truly magical time with some unbelievably cool people like you”

Featuring Perfomances from: Gwar, Ice Cube, Scarface, Coolio and the Juggalo Family

With inflatable games, “crazy helicopter rides”, love train hay rides, a human cannonball who shoots himself out of a cannon 3 x a day!, WPUNKGOTH live radio broadcasts

Comedy tent with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Paul Shore

Midget Wrestling!


-editors note:

If you’re not familiar, “Been had” is apparently an internet video phenomenon wherein fools describe the degree to which they are comitted to possesions of a certain kind.  This one features the popular clothing brand “Polo” by Ralph Lauren (nee Ralph Lipschitz).  This guy will still never have as much polo as Despot.


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A couple weeks ago I was watching mtv jams at Them Jeans’ crib and saw T-Pain wearing a purple leather Live Mechanics jacket in the style of a Members Only. Then I remembered that I did a photo shoot for them wearing that exact same jacket like a year and a half ago due to my girlfriend at the time’s convincing. I can’t find a picture of T-Pain wearing the jacket but i did find this:

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The company ditched me and never hooked me up with any gear cause i think they realized that i wasn’t really a hip hop dj. However, they did hook up this guy

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and this guy

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UFC 100

so i’m dan and i’m in charge of MMA news amongst other things…

UFC 100 happened this past weekend. I went and got DD Reese ice cream sandwiches in Westwood with my lady and then went next door to smoke some hookah and eat a chicken kabob plate instead of watching the historical MMA event. Brock Lesnar pretty much sums up everything :

This giant neck destroyed Frank Mir, defending his Heavyweight title.
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the neck made this face while it did it
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and then it did this to the audience and now everyone is mad at him or something.
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sick bro!!!!!!!!!!

i am the worst blogger ever.


 

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